HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Visitors to Hilton Head’s beaches this weekend reported seeing what appeared to be thousands of identical blue Shibumi Shades stretching from Coligny to Folly Field, prompting town officials to quietly recognize the fabric canopies as the island’s official flag. “At this point, there are
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Residents of a gated island community were left rattled this week after one homeowner reported spotting “at least three, possibly four” children riding bikes down her street. “I knew about the two kids on the corner — they’re polite, quiet, practically invisible,” said longtime resident Martha
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Local resident Bill Hayward, who bought his home in 2010, has reportedly grown increasingly irritated with “the flood of newcomers” arriving on Hilton Head in recent years. “Traffic’s worse, Publix is crowded, and these people don’t respect the island the way we do,” said
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Vacationers visiting Harbour Town this week were stunned to discover Hilton Head Island has a history that predates the 1983 opening of the popular South Beach Marina “Salty Dog” T-shirt shop. “I honestly thought that’s when they built the island,” said Brenda Mullins of Toledo,
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Traffic along William Hilton Parkway came to a standstill Friday afternoon after longtime resident George Lawton attempted what witnesses are calling “an unthinkable maneuver”: turning left out of the Starbucks parking lot at 416 William Hilton Parkway. “He said, ‘Hold on to your seatbelts, we’re
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — A proposal to build 80 units of affordable housing on the north end of the island drew overwhelming support from island residents Monday night — provided the project is instead built “somewhere out in Ridgeland or maybe Hardeeville.” “We have to do something about this crisis,” said
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — A ribbon-cutting ceremony Monday celebrated the grand opening of The Salt Marsh Table, the island’s newest restaurant, which locals quickly noted features “the exact same five things every other place serves, just shuffled around on the menu.” Guests at the soft launch were treated to
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Homeowners in Sea Pines were handed a new 400-page manual this week detailing which shades of beige are considered acceptable for exterior paint, patio furniture, and mailbox posts. “Neutral is the foundation of our community aesthetic,” said POA president Frank Drayton, unveiling the massive three-ring binder.
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Longtime resident Harold Simmons expressed disbelief Monday after a neighbor casually mentioned that Hilton Head Island is physically connected to the mainland by a four-lane bridge. Simmons, 72, admitted he hadn’t left the island since 1998, preferring to “let Publix, Amazon, and Wal-mart bring the
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Parents reviewing a Hilton Head area High School’s latest recruiting guide confirmed Tuesday that the glossy brochure once again highlights “that one kid who went to Harvard in 2008,” proudly noting that he now operates a mid-tier fishing charter out of Broad Creek Marina. Seventeen
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — Witnesses confirmed Friday that after a group of teenagers were spotted weaving through traffic on electric bicycles near Coligny Plaza, nearby adults quickly concluded the ringleader was “probably some kid from Wexford.” “I didn’t catch his name, but the way he nearly clipped my bumper
HILTON HEAD ISLAND, SC — In a unanimous vote Monday evening, the Hilton Head Town Council approved a $2.3 million study aimed at determining whether the island’s roundabouts are deliberately designed to bewilder Northerners. The study, which will be conducted by an outside consulting firm, will take 18 months